January 20, 2016 at 4:36 am

I’ve become accustomed to having bananas on hand whenever I want one.

Now I don’t see them, and it’s been weeks.

I can only assume that any negative feelings I’ve experienced lately are the direct result of a sudden drop in potassium.

I’m fuckin’ outraged.

Who else thinks there should be more bananas in the fruit bowl?

January 20, 2016 at 4:45 am

There was a huge banana in my workplace bowl this morning.. it was enough to feed two! No lie!

Next time maybe we should share it.  We can be potassium buddies

January 20, 2016 at 4:47 am

I’m a little upset you didn’t alert me sooner. I hope there’s one tomorrow

January 21, 2016 at 1:24 am

I haven’t had bananas in days!! That makes me a sad panda. Or a sad monkey. Whatever works